I am hereby banning the following professional wrestling moves. This is based on the fact that if I ever see them again, I will lose it.

1.) ANY form of lungblower/backstabber/codebreaker. Is there an indy guy that DOESN’T do a variation of this move?

2.) Slamming a cage door in someone’s head. Horribly overdone, always horribly telegraphed, and most of the time terribly executed.

3.) Escaping a headscissors by kicking with your legs once, then twice, then finally escaping on the third attempt. I can think of seven other escapes. So why should every indy dude use the same one?

This list is ever-growing, and from now on will simply be referred to as THE LIST.