I don’t follow football. I won’t be watching the SuperBowl.

Please don’t be offended. I don’t follow any team sports. Really. No football, no hockey. No baseball or basketball. Not even cricket. Not even the big games. Sorry.

Don’t ask me who I’m rooting for. Don’t ask what my SuperBowl party plans are. What will I be during for the SuperBowl? Why, blogging about how I won’t be watching. I once watched the Superbowl in 1989. I got bored and went for a walk.

The only athletic endeavours I follow or watch are wrestling and MMA. Call me weird. I’ve just never been interested in anything else.