A little earlier today, I was getting all the garbage and recycling and composting ready to take to the curb. Today is our pickup day.
One of my tasks was to scoop out all the tasty nuggets from the cat litter bin. It’s a crappy job, but somebody has to do it. As soon as I started scooping, the two cats came into the room and proceeded to make themselves comfortable and stare at me while I dug around in their feces. It made me quite uncomfortable, actually. By the looks on their faces, I could tell that they were totally enjoying watching me deal with their waste. They looked like they were enjoying it WAY too much. I don’t know if cats can laugh, but I’m pretty sure I could hear manic laughter coming from that side of the room.
You know, humans think they have control over the animals. The truth is, we’re completely wrong. These two cats…they know what’s REALLY going on. The animals have way more control than we think.
Just wait until they coordinate their big takeover of the White House!