Well kids, I’m at home and the doctor says I have bronchitis. This is the second time this year. Then again, maybe it just never went away and was just secretly planning an attack?

When I blow my nose, what results is a glowing neon colour. I swear this stuff glows in the dark.

Anyhow, I’ve got a blankey and a warm drink  and I’m going to watch some good old wrestling. I’ll let you know what i watched afterwards with perhaps a review.

Hello, kidderoos!

Today is halloween, when the freaks come out. When I was younger and single, Halloween was a good night to go out because for some reason, girls made extremely questionable wardrobe decisions that they otherwise wouldn’t make (read: dress provocatively) and get away with it.

This evening, I shall be taking THE DUDE~! out for his second ever Halloween experience. Last year went very well, and he has never forgotten it. We actually have two costumes for him this year, so I’m debating taking him out twice, or at least coming home, changing, and hitting up the houses that gave out the good stuff a second time in a different costume.

Yup, only the best in deceit and shenanigens for my kid! Actually, i’m a little bummed that I never thought of that when i was of Trick or Treating age.

Being that it is Halloween, I shall leave you with the 1985 Ministry track “Everyday Is Halloween” set to random horror movie clips. Have fun with it. Oh, and please be very safe out there tonight. Certainly don’t do any of the foolish things I did as a youngster, like shooting your friends with roman candles and bottle rockets.

Check this out…

There’s these things called “music videos,” and they come on giant shiny discs. They are going to save and revolutionize the recording industry.

But will people even want to watch something more than once?

I love watching this sort of stuff.
PART ONE…

PART TWO…